Legaldegook Soup
A is for amicus curiae
B is simply breach
C is for construction
(As in, "the court's construction of his speech...")
D is for dominant estates,
which rights run with the land,
And E is for equitable servitudes,
which make Property so grand.
F is for foreseeability,
G is for good faith,
H is for good ol' habeas,
as in the "corpus" you may take.
I is for intent, illegal,
and immunity,
J is for jurisdiction, judge,
and judiciary.
K is for the study of Contracts,
K is the abbreviation,
which reminds me, I should stop this poem,
and read more about "formation."
Alas, the alphabet stretches on,
But I must hit the books,
But let me end on the letter "L"
Which stands for legaldegook.
B is simply breach
C is for construction
(As in, "the court's construction of his speech...")
D is for dominant estates,
which rights run with the land,
And E is for equitable servitudes,
which make Property so grand.
F is for foreseeability,
G is for good faith,
H is for good ol' habeas,
as in the "corpus" you may take.
I is for intent, illegal,
and immunity,
J is for jurisdiction, judge,
and judiciary.
K is for the study of Contracts,
K is the abbreviation,
which reminds me, I should stop this poem,
and read more about "formation."
Alas, the alphabet stretches on,
But I must hit the books,
But let me end on the letter "L"
Which stands for legaldegook.
3 Comments:
this is by far the nerdiest piece of poetry i have ever read. i can't believe you made it rhyme!
I didn't start out intending for it to rhyme...but sometimes things just take on a life of their own.
I love it!!!
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