For He's a Jolly Good Fellow
Here is further evidence of the hilarity that is Prof. H. Our class wants to put him on the front of our section T-shirt and some very memorable quotes of his on the back. Now keep in mind, these are verbatim quotes said in class!
Everything I Need to Know About Law I Learned From Prof. H:
On Discovery: Please tell us your entire sexual history. Beginning, from, when it began.
On Jurisprudence: "Would you dismiss the case? You would? You guys are too harsh. Screw you guys."
On Appellate Review: De novo means We disagree. Abuse of discretion means we REALLY, REALLY disagree a LOT.
On Courage: I'm not scared of you Schary (We have a classmate named Ms. Schary).
On Ethics: It's like the square root of negative one, can't get my head around it. Ask an esthetician, or an ethecizer.
On Bargaining: You wanna know what my final answer is? Zero. Zero, plus an expletive that the court will not permit me to make!
On Modesty: That's a stupid answer Mr. Steinberg. All of you should learn to call yourself an idiot.
On Jurisdiction: Attaching the property after the suit? Do you have any idea like how not in rem that is?
On Telling the Truth: Ok Mr. Lacey, you got me. You caught me. So sue me, I lied!
Everything I Need to Know About Law I Learned From Prof. H:
On Discovery: Please tell us your entire sexual history. Beginning, from, when it began.
On Jurisprudence: "Would you dismiss the case? You would? You guys are too harsh. Screw you guys."
On Appellate Review: De novo means We disagree. Abuse of discretion means we REALLY, REALLY disagree a LOT.
On Courage: I'm not scared of you Schary (We have a classmate named Ms. Schary).
On Ethics: It's like the square root of negative one, can't get my head around it. Ask an esthetician, or an ethecizer.
On Bargaining: You wanna know what my final answer is? Zero. Zero, plus an expletive that the court will not permit me to make!
On Modesty: That's a stupid answer Mr. Steinberg. All of you should learn to call yourself an idiot.
On Jurisdiction: Attaching the property after the suit? Do you have any idea like how not in rem that is?
On Telling the Truth: Ok Mr. Lacey, you got me. You caught me. So sue me, I lied!
posted by Alice in Wonderland at 1:20 PM
3 Comments:
LOL!!!! That was hilarious. I wish my professors were that funny. I was going to make one of those "hell my name is shirts" because my math professor kept forgetting most of our names.
um... again... laymen edition! that was so not funny. i don't get it at all. why does this beckett girl find it hillarious? i need to find smarter friends.
No, I sympathize with you Melly. After reading it again, I thought it would be hard to get some of these unless you knew a little about the law. But some of them need no explanation...nes pas?
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